SANTA'S BITS AND BOBS
Santa and stuff
WE MAKE CHRISTMAS STUFF
Welcome to our store. All of our products are made by hand.
Our products are completely free from slavery. If you stop being a ho ho ho you might get some stuff.
TOOT TOOT!!!!!!!!!!
Free toot toot wit every order
Our delivery drivers will always carry a trumpet when they deliver your product, meaning you will always get a free toot toot with every order. SPECIAL OFFER: buy FOUR products and get an extra TWO toot toots.
LET'S GET PHYSICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wifi on site
When you visit us in-store, you will get free wifi. Children under 12 will also receive a free toot toot and a lollipop. All products are available both in-store and online.
SO DANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mOUSTACHES!
Our store and products are so dank that if you come in-store, even your 5 year old daughter will grow a moustache.
OPENING HOURS
Come visit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
MONDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
TUESDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
WEDNESDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
THURSDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
FRIDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
SATURDAY: 12:00AM-11:59PM
SUNDAY: 12:00AM-8:00PM
CONTACT
We are rlly friendly
Our manager is Lenny Pickles, shown above ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
ANYTHING BASICALLY
How to contact 101
If you would like to ask a question or simply need someone to talk to about ur newly-bought noose, simply text 07598125391 (((((: